No, I did not accost the Fed Ex lady before she...
….why did you ask?
When I see a spider that is clearly bigger than my head I do not assume that I...– Robin McKinley
jamesraven: I’ve found that one of the best ways to stay motivated when losing weight is to find a picture of your ex, blow it up to poster board size and hang it on your fridge. You won’t go near that thing for weeks. You’re welcome.
Frustration comes from focusing on what you cannot control. Achievement, on the...– Ralph Marston (via liliezencoach)
Reblog if a fandom influenced your URL.
Guess who’s fiancé is deploying ?
Bentley the Bulldog puppy →
I miss bulldog lovin’!
Get excited for the weekend
Fiancé proceeds to climb into bed at 545, is still there. There is nothing more shameful than watching The Man in the Iron Mask on the OWN Network, on a Friday night, while there is a concert going on on your block.
Is it the President's job to make jobs?
I mean it. Is it?
When I reheat pizza, I set the oven for 400 degrees, and when I can smell pizza, it’s ready. I’ve been sitting on the couch thinking that it is taking forever. It would help if I actually put something in the oven…
Matthew Broderick holding a box of pen caps,...
It turns out
That over the last 10 months, boyfriend and I both secretly and separately made playlists to play at our wedding. Now, everybody say “dawwww”!
The Expendables 2 is an American classic, and will stand the test of time.– Said no one, ever.
Whenever I see a baby, I tell the fiancé that I...
What’s so strange about wanting a baby of color??
Coming home from an evening of adult beverages and...
I’m fabulous. Don’t you ever forget it.
miss4n6tx: I’m in one of those moods where I’m rethinking my life’s purpose and where I want to be and all that heavy stuff. I’m also thinking that I want to go downstairs and eat a corn dog because if I don’t eat then I am going to regret it tomorrow morning. I usually regret corndogs. But not until the next morning….
Love is not about how much you say "I love you,"...
Today is the first day in over a year where I’ve seen the 24 hour security on my nighttime walk to work. Nice of them.
I'm at Five Guys
Mother of God….
Plan my wedding
Pick my: 1. colors 2. food 3. location 4. dress 5. flowers 6. etc Or just throw some awesome ideas at me?