If I take vitamins, can I live off of honey wheat pretzels and diet ginger ale?
I gotta go. I just had a thoughtless impulse. Or an inspired hunch. Ill let you...– Patrick Jane
mini circus in downtown Columbia. This is a, umm… fiery fan-dance?
When my internet is down
you shouldn’t have your password as “adminadmin”. Not that I’m complaining….
I just tried to put my snack bowl into the...
Time for bed, methinks….?
Am I allowed to hate Young Adult
With Charlize Theron?
Adults who plan, as they should, to go on and fall in love with other people,...– Live.to.the.point.of.tears
Had a dream That met Dan Smith
I kept telling him that I have a boyfriend, and he was a gentleman, but persistent. I said, ok….. You can tattoo me. And then we’ll see. I woke up laughing. I guess tattoos make me swoon in my dreams? Lol thanks for the dream tattoo, Dan.
He’s coming home he’s coming home he’s coming home!! This time in two weeks, we will be together on vacation at the beach. :’)
If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are...– Lao Tzu (via jamesraven)
I’m hungry and grocery shopping….. Oops.
last year, I had my 1,000th post, in March. So I guess I have about a 1,000 posts a year. This last year has been the strangest, albeit best, year of my life so far. My boyfriend has been on two different deployments(and I totally flipped out during the last one), I had a big medical scare, I went home for two months, I visited NYC, Ohio, North Carolina, went on a cruise to Jamaica, reread the...
1. I just spent about 2 hours in Microsoft paint(because I realized I had no physical coloring utensils) making a picture of myself and my bf lounging on the couch. In my head, we are watching The Big Bang Theory and guffawing like the dodo birds in Ice Age 2. Anyway, I hope he likes it. 2. Deployment is almost over, I’m so excited, I have so much planned to do(do my hair, clean the...
So Syrus won't settle down.
We finally got his GME under control, and we breathed a sigh of relief. But recently he had a stroke(so says my mom the nurse), and thusly he has a head tilt and tends to walk in circles until someone(me) stops him. When I’m not home, he repeatedly whacks himself on the noggin in the same place, and now he has a wound that won’t heal. About 1/3 of the walls, about a foot off the...
The Shattering Effect of a High Explosive:... →
lbenanti: today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant) and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african… This made me grin
Since I have to work early...
Beer. Check. Book. Check. Oatmeal bath. Check. I haven’t had to be at work before 8am in over 2 months, so let’s hope I am soon lulled to sleep…..
We cannot guarantee success, but we can guarantee failure merely by choosing not...– The Five Secrets You Must Discover Before You Die, John Izzo
Things I am looking forward to:
Getting my hair did Cleaning the apartment, now that I’m home Organizing! Starting season 2 of Game of Thrones Going to Charleston on vacation And, of course, my boyfriend coming home from deployment!! Things I’m not looking forward to: Work. Drama. Work drama.
Saw the most beautiful Rottweiler today, the owner basically let me make out with him. The dog, not the owner. His head was the size of a basketball, and his paws were like saucers. He seemed like a cuddle king. And I want one! (a Rottweiler, not an owner)