September 2011
Listen Beyoncé + Beastie Boys | Girls on Girls (Captain...
Sep 1st
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“I’m sure I would feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy...”
– Nigel Tufnel
Sep 1st
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Salad, leftover Mellow Mushroom pizza and half a...
I feel devilish. And on the cusp of feeling like hot garbage. All that cheese and chocolate….
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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I need your help →
nailtipflips: Tumblr has amazed me with the amount of love and support we show for each other. So many of you chipped in to help get Mari a new wheelchair, and to help Friday’s mom with some financial troubles. I’m hoping that we can do it one more time for Rosa Sparks. Irene blew through her neighborhood and left them with a mess of shit to deal with. Mainly, their power has been out for a...
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Finally
I had blood work done for the first time. When I told the doctor, he looked at me like I was crazy. “But you’re 25? How is that possible?” I think this means I’m finally an adult…..
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 28th
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“Ex boyfriends are off limits to friends. That’s, like, the rules of...”
– Gretchen Weiners
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Is it just me
Or does every time Drew Carey tells the Whose Line team what the scene is, it sounds like the setup for a porno?
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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I haven't got locked out of the apartment building...
Arrgg
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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That awkward moment when you and your friend go to...
iamakeem: …and she’s a girl. 
Aug 25th
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Keanu Reeves' best movie
Is on comedy central at this very moment. And no, I don’t mean Speed.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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WatchWatch
Syrus has a big fluffy bed, but he chooses to sleep on a old towel in the closet.
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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Listen I actually teared up from laughing at this....
Aug 21st
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“He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and his suits made Sinatra look...”
– on Ron Burgundy
Aug 21st
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Patterns
I just realized a pattern my life follows. I will go to sonic after seeing a commercial, enjoy it way too much, and the feel like garbage for the rest of the day. A month or so will go by, and I’ll see a commercial….. And just enough time has gone by for me to forget how awful I felt. Guess who just ate at sonic??
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
This whole thing….. oh my. You dirty melon!
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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“(Trigger warning: rape, racism) Rape is bad. No one’s denying that, but that...”
– Michele Bachmann speech at a battered women’s shelter in Winterport, ME (2009) …anyone? (via sarahptor) What the hell
Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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The single most hilarious press release I have... →
coketalk: ABERCROMBIE & FITCH PROPOSES A WIN-WIN SITUATION New Albany, Ohio, August 12, 2011: Abercrombie & Fitch Co. (NYSE: ANF) today reported that it has offered compensation to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, a character in MTV’s TV show The Jersey Shore to cease wearing A&F products. A spokesperson for Abercrombie & Fitch commented: “We are deeply concerned that Mr....
Aug 17th
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