September 2011
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I’m sure I would feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy...
– Nigel Tufnel
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Salad, leftover Mellow Mushroom pizza and half a...
I feel devilish. And on the cusp of feeling like hot garbage. All that cheese and chocolate….
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August 2011
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I need your help →
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Tumblr has amazed me with the amount of love and support we show for each other. So many of you chipped in to help get Mari a new wheelchair, and to help Friday’s mom with some financial troubles. I’m hoping that we can do it one more time for Rosa Sparks.
Irene blew through her neighborhood and left them with a mess of shit to deal with. Mainly, their power has been out for a...
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Finally
I had blood work done for the first time. When I told the doctor, he looked at me like I was crazy. “But you’re 25? How is that possible?” I think this means I’m finally an adult…..
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Ex boyfriends are off limits to friends. That’s, like, the rules of...
– Gretchen Weiners
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Is it just me
Or does every time Drew Carey tells the Whose Line team what the scene is, it sounds like the setup for a porno?
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I haven't got locked out of the apartment building...
Arrgg
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That awkward moment when you and your friend go to...
iamakeem:
…and she’s a girl.
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Keanu Reeves' best movie
Is on comedy central at this very moment. And no, I don’t mean Speed.
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Syrus has a big fluffy bed, but he chooses to sleep on a old towel in the closet.
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He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and his suits made Sinatra look...
– on Ron Burgundy
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Patterns
I just realized a pattern my life follows. I will go to sonic after seeing a commercial, enjoy it way too much, and the feel like garbage for the rest of the day. A month or so will go by, and I’ll see a commercial….. And just enough time has gone by for me to forget how awful I felt.
Guess who just ate at sonic??
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
This whole thing….. oh my. You dirty melon!
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(Trigger warning: rape, racism) Rape is bad. No one’s denying that, but that...
– Michele Bachmann speech at a battered women’s shelter in Winterport, ME (2009)
…anyone?
(via sarahptor)
What the hell
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The single most hilarious press release I have... →
coketalk:
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH PROPOSES A WIN-WIN SITUATION
New Albany, Ohio, August 12, 2011: Abercrombie & Fitch Co. (NYSE: ANF) today reported that it has offered compensation to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, a character in MTV’s TV show The Jersey Shore to cease wearing A&F products.
A spokesperson for Abercrombie & Fitch commented:
“We are deeply concerned that Mr....