June 2011
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Nope!
Garbage. This movie is garbage and it’s being turn off now.
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Ok
Cesar Millan just showed up. A little better….
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This movie is bullshit
ABSOLUTE
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God knows why
But I recorded “The Backup Plan”. I’m 2 minutes in and I absolutely HATE THIS MOVIE.
“Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times.
Once you must fall in...”
– …. Who read my diary?
on living alone in S.C.
Today marks 8 weeks. Sometimes I think, Wow! 8 weeks! How did I make it this far? And then other times, I think, 56 days? That’s it? I’m never going to make it! :/
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Ebony Fox
iamakeem:
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While watching the first episode of Game of...
Talking about Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa)
Me: Hey, that big guy there? He is going to play Conan in the new movie.
Mom: Conan O'brian?
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While watching the first episode of Game of...
The scene when Tyrion tells Jon, “all Dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes”
My dad says, “Oh man, he played the dwarf card!”
“So, have you heard that song, Soldier Boy?”
– Mom, visiting
ah shit
broke the vacuum. There is half an apartment with a good months worth of dog hair that needs to go. Maybe, one day I won’t wait until the last minute to do everything and things will work themselves out.
My parents are coming to visit
they will be here tonight, and I have yet to clean a single thing. And everything is durrtyy…
Though, the dogs got baths yesterday, so I’m counting that as an accomplishment….
I was bored...
fuckyeahtumblrdinners.tumblr.com
You’re welcome
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I am justifying watching How Do You Know because Paul Rudd is amazing.
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While working the register at the Bux
a regular customer comes up, shows me the card he keeps his drink orders on, all without speaking ,as usual. THEN as he goes to walk away, he turns back to me:
Customer: "I lived in Paris in the Fifties, and I dated a woman with a haircut just like yours. It fit her, as it fits you."
Me: Well, was she pretty, at least?
Customer: I don't remember her face. She was a dancer.
Me: So, no?
Customer: All I remember is the dancing.
Me: ........ awesome.
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On planning an 18th century dinner party:
“It’s too 20th century! It’s got to shout Washington Irving! Not Irving, my accountant!” -Sookie St. James
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How do you feel about white ink tattoos?
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Fathers Day Phone Call
Approximately 1 and a half minutes. Done!
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The definition of the word irony is as follows:
While lying abed, I cough so hard the cough drop presently residing I’m my mouth enters my throat. And then I choke to death from asphyxiation.
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I love John Lithgow
Always have, ever since the pilot of 3rd Rock. BUT I never ever wanted to see his ass. Twice in one episode?? C’mon, Dex. C’MON.
It's a good feeling
when you’re walking the dogs around the neighborhood late at night, there is a kid that starts screaming (just being a retarded teenager), and the dogs start to whine and want to check it out. My dogs, the heroes. I said, “she’s ok, I promise, let’s go.” They both looked at me, sighed, and carried on towards home.
Instead of
doing my final exam in American History online, I’m watching The Last Samurai. It’s like the same thing, right?
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