October 2010
Everyone has potential
I’ll file that American euphemism between the sky is the limit and the WMBA
September 2010
Filling out my dad's visa request for Pakistan
:/
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Go canny
I’m helping my dad help my brother file for divorce without the wife finding out immediately. Long story. Anyway, I need answers to questions that I should know. As in, birthdays of my brother’s child(ren).
I need to find the soon to be ex-wife’s middle name. How does one ask without sounding suspicious?
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A typical evening in SFla
While walking my dog this evening, I got pulled over, if you will, by a cop. He asked if I had been walking long. Thinking that I was busted for not picking up that stray turd, I said”….umm, not too long. Why??”
Apparently my dog “fit the description” of a dog that just scratched up some car’s paint job.
Let’s be clear. My dog is an 80lb mutt with long...
Bucket List
1. Start a bucket list
2. ………
“If there’s one thing worse than chlamydia, it’s Florida.”
– Olive Penderghast
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a quack
Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
I like Urban Dictionary’s definition best:The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
oops
I forgot about my flickr account. Some decent pictures on there.
“Sean Hannity is so terrified, he bought a thesaurus.”
– Steven Colbert
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Parenthood Starts Tonight
Woot!
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Help our friend Alina
Imagine you are about to lose everything you own. Not to a tornado, flood, or theft, but instead to the steady march of insidious intruders. These home invaders breed quickly and often, can survive up to 18 months when zipped up in an airtight container, feed off of the blood of humans and their pets, and are especially fond of nesting in mattresses and book bindings.
Itchy yet?
Now imagine...
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It's true
rcmaclean:
If you haven’t seen the John Smith episode of This American Life, you are missing out. Season 2, Episode 6. It’s on Netflix. See it.
On this diet
I only have the energy to watch the commercials about fooood. In the last hour I have seen: kfc, subway, tbell, kashi, kfc, kfc (did I say kfc yet?).
Rumble rumble rumble.
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nice!
Over a hundred outdoor dining(i.e. dog friendly) places to eat in Portland, OR!
