July 2010
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Finally
getyourjacketon:
ohthehugemanatee:
“Bank of America has recently changed the way we handle overdrafts. ATM transactions and everyday (non-recurring) debit card transactions, such as paying for a purchase at a retailer, will be declined when you don’t have enough money in your checking account or linked Overdraft Protection Account at the time of the transaction”
yawn. all these banks acting...
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Finally
“Bank of America has recently changed the way we handle overdrafts. ATM transactions and everyday (non-recurring) debit card transactions, such as paying for a purchase at a retailer, will be declined when you don’t have enough money in your checking account or linked Overdraft Protection Account at the time of the transaction”
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Not to self:
Do not, I repeat, do not flip your hairbrush like a frelling baton in the vacinity of the dog’s water dish.
Driving on Billy Graham highway
No joke
Yesterday I saw (in addition to Friday)
3 cousins, 1 aunt and 1 uncle, no less than 9 roadkill raccoons, 7 plants/factories, 200+ party guests, and a bride and groom.
And I had barbque for every meal in the last 48 hours. Which is awesome.
Ohio
I’ve seen 6 aunts/uncles, 8 cousins, 3 second cousins, and 17 Mennonites. And that’s just day one.
Layover on Baltimore
Eating my sub. Behind me comes explosive clapping just as I bite into the secret jalapeño hidden in my sub by the subway harpy. I smell a conspiracy…
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Thing I want really bad right now:
supermichael:
rhymeswithjulie:
a snuggle buddy. I want to rent a cheesy movie and make popcorn and get a tube of raw cookie dough and pile ourselves on a comfy couch and laugh and make fun of the terrible movie and fall asleep part of the way through.
Agreed.
huh. I never thought about doing that with another person before.
“There should be a line of makeup for velociraptors called CleverGirl.”
– funnyordie
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Note to Self:
Don’t take naps at 7 at night. It’s 130am and you’re still awake.
