Jamie Kennedy is listed as a street hustler in As Good As It Gets.
It's been too long.
Seeing Jack Nicholson cry over the worlds ugliest dog always makes me laugh.
To spite my soon to be ex roommate
I am training his dog to get on the couch. All the time. I’m hiding treats under the cushions. I sit next to him, pet him, and repeat, “goooood boooy!”. I wouldn’t, but he accuses my dog of so much, so this is necessary, I think. I’ve got through the 15th to mess with my this guy’s mind. Any more suggestions?
Why did no one tell me Rise Against and Flogging Molly would be at sunfest this year??
Barter system: Steven Colbert pays a veterinarian
I have to take my dog to the vet for x-rays and blood tests. I just now realize that I have $150 in my bank. Do you think I can just pay in canaries?
The sky looks pissed. The wind talks back. My bones are shifting in my skin...– “The Chain” - Ingrid Michaelson
I tell my roommate I’m moving in a month. He acts sullen until I give him last months rent (and some candy). THEN I leave the oven and the tv on because I was running late for a meeting(didn’t even think about it). So he rips the ac control panel off the wall?!? None of these things make sense.
my dog has heartworms. cue feelings of : Guilt, anxiety, penuriousness, sheer terror worry (that this could be his last year as my buddy.) Advice?
super-michael asked: Why the huge manatee?
seriously considering changing my URL
I lock a lot of texts, volume 2
fatmanatee: pterodactyls: Here are the ones that work out of context. I know they work without context, because that’s how I received them. Arrived at hotel. Have been informed that my room is haunted. Hope ghost enjoys watching me drink beer and watch television. VICKY AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH inexplicable heavy rain at avenue x i am full of so many inconvenient and impossible desires right now...
I was so excited
to try this new soup at lunch today. In my excitement, I never saw the lack of pop top on the can. And no can opener at work. waaaahhh
Survivor just BROKE MY HEART
My friend Adam, who is doing a two year biking trip for charity, had his backpack stolen in Miami. How totally LAME. Inside was his laptop, money, journals, and all his personal stuff. Now I’m not saying you need to give him money, but you can always host him for an evening if he passes through your city. He should be hitting the west coast of Florida on his way to South America. So help...
the ragbag: peculiar elizabethan stage directions →
enter hieronimo; he knocks up the curtain hell is discovered volpone peeps from behind a traverse eugenius discovered sitting loaded with many irons; a lampe burning by him; then enter clowne with a piece of browne bread and a garret root a couch discovered with the duke on it enter lopez at a table with jewels and money upon it, an egg roasting by a candle exit orestes dragging...
Totally talked that bank jerk into refunding a overdraft fee. It was totally not my fault, btdubs. Totally.
Obama extends hospital visitation rights to...
alinasmith: From the Washington Post article: “President Obama mandated Thursday that nearly all hospitals extend visitation rights to the partners of gay men and lesbians and respect patients’ choices about who may make critical health-care decisions for them, perhaps the most significant step so far in his efforts to expand the rights of gay Americans. The president directed the...
I have to go to the post office
on April 15th. Should be just awful.
Aaaaannnd I forgot to get my mom a present for her birthday. File under: things I do every year.