February 2010
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Letter to roommate, 2nd edition
You don’t want my dog to bark? Well, I do. You’ve obviously never been a female living alone.
And when you stumble into the house at 2 in the morning, don’t yell at my dog to stop barking. It’s not him; he is asleep on my floor.
In closing, my dog has taught your dog how to bark.
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& GET IN THE CAR.: The following was found posted... →
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your…
Story of my life
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poop
my dog decided to take a crap in front of my roommate’s door. He(my roommate) wants me to come home from work to clean it up.
Letter to roommate:
A. It’s cold out, and I have a motorcycle
B. If your dog did it, I’d clean it up.
C. You sit at home all day; if a dog is pawing at your door, I’d imagine he has to POOP
D. I’m sorry my dog walker quit. If I pay you $5,...
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I WANT OUT
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Sexx at the Olympics? No way
who would’a thunk?
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Going on a trip?
use this to send letters!
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Sinbad is doing a standup tour?!
Recommend me!
airbnb.com wants me to have some reviews. DO IT
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Emergency Excuse Generator
office edition!
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This site is pretty rad
http://www.album-art-search.com/
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Pandora Radio
I love how I’ll be listening to my film score/play music/opera music quickmix station, and the song “Belle” from Beauty and the Beast sneaks in.
It spices up the workday.
