October 2010
Everyone has potential
I’ll file that American euphemism between the sky is the limit and the WMBA
September 2010
Filling out my dad's visa request for Pakistan
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Go canny
I’m helping my dad help my brother file for divorce without the wife finding out immediately. Long story. Anyway, I need answers to questions that I should know. As in, birthdays of my brother’s child(ren).
I need to find the soon to be ex-wife’s middle name. How does one ask without sounding suspicious?
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A typical evening in SFla
While walking my dog this evening, I got pulled over, if you will, by a cop. He asked if I had been walking long. Thinking that I was busted for not picking up that stray turd, I said”….umm, not too long. Why??”
Apparently my dog “fit the description” of a dog that just scratched up some car’s paint job.
Let’s be clear. My dog is an 80lb mutt with long...
Bucket List
1. Start a bucket list
2. ………
“If there’s one thing worse than chlamydia, it’s Florida.”
– Olive Penderghast
