"Cookies" by Douglas Adams →
My soon-to-be-ex sister-in-law is leaving for California today to pursue ”acting”. We are just waiting to see if she nabs the kids and takes them with her. She hasn’t bought a return ticket, yet, so perhaps she won’t return? Let’s not get our hopes up, people….
you should, too. Edit: Unless You are John Schwenk.
Pakistani Flood Victims/Captured Slaves Hello all! My father is going to Pakistan to assist the victims of the flood. His team of 4 will be bringing food, water, and basic necessities to the displaced peoples there, as well as offering counsel and emotional support. In addition, my father and his team will be doing something dangerous. They will go into the mountains to the Muslim slave trade...
I love it how my sister-in-law bought a harmonica for my 3 year old nephew and how she is so impressed with his playing. I don’t have the energy to explain how harmonicas work.
Pakistani Flood Victims/Captured Slaves
hello all! My father is going to Pakistan to assist the victims of the flood. His team of 4 will be bringing food, water, and basic necessities to the displaced peoples there. In addition, my father and his team will be doing something dangerous. They will go into the mountains to the Muslim slave trade area, and attempt to purchase as many slaves as they can. They will then bring the people over...
My boss (dad) just said one of the most ignorant comments; it was steeped in a pile of bigotry and stirred with a the giant stick of homophobia(sic). Sometimes I just want to scream at him. Work can be rough when I have to deal with this crap here and not just at my parents’.
It's probably true
Adam: when you kick the bucket, what do you want the story of the dash on your tombstone be?
Monica: Hmm. Something like " she bit off more than she could chew; then she chewed it"
Adam: So, in essence, you want your tombstone to say “she made Chuck Norris look like a chump”?
Monica: If I put that on my tombstone, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick me from beyond the grave.
House Brawl →
so all my links floating out there will show up broken. measuredwit.tumblr.com
Why So Many People Can't Make Decisions (Wall... →
psychotherapy: Some people meet, fall in love and get married right away. Others can spend hours in the sock aisle at the department store, weighing the pros and cons of buying a pair of wool argyles instead of cotton striped. Seeing the world as black and white, in which choices seem clear, or shades of gray can affect people’s path in life, from jobs and relationships to which political...