If, while microwaving instant oatmeal and it bubbles to the top of the bowl, I shout “it’s aliiiive!!” and no one is there to hear it, did it really happen?
I’ve been waiting my whole life for my one true love. This p-touch labelmaker.
I like this poem. It’s cute.
3rd quarter payroll starts on Thursday. The 2nd quarter was just training for me; now, if I mess up, it’s my fault. That, and, we will be super busy through mid November. And I’ll finally be working M-F, not M-Th. That’s how busy we will be. Thank God I put hot chocolate on the Keurig coffee order for the next few months. I’m going to miss reading whatever I want at work.
Thank God for books as an alternative to conversation.– W H Auden
I just escaped Books a Million without purchasing a single thing. This is a first. Maybe I should go to the mall…
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON Have a “Who is less competitive” competition (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.
Hahaha for realz?
ronniebruce: angelachaserules: Irish goodbye is a slang term with its origins in the Irish-American neighborhoods of New York City and Boston. The term refers to the practice of inconspicuously leaving a place where one has gathered with friends (usually for quite some time) without ever formally announcing that one is leaving. Note that an Irish goodbye requires a conscious decision by the...
My bank called to ask if I am a small business. Is that a fat joke?!
Coworker: Did you hear? $63,500 to have lunch with Palin.
Me: They're paying people to have lunch with her?
Me: Bada bing!
It took me a minute, but then it was pretty funny. click
Bill Clinton will be on The Daily Show tonight. Should be awesome.
12 days till release →
coolest (nerdy) thing ever. →
I knew it! Portland, OR gets about half the amount of rain annually compared to West Palm Beach. They just get it all at once, whereas ours is spread out all year. via