August 2009
All I know is, Inglorious Basterds better not suck.
Hmm?
Am I the only one who can’t sleep until my feet are no longer cold? I toss and turn for about 45 minutes if I made the mistake if not wearing shoes before bed. Took me a while to figure that one out, for some reason.
“†† What I don’t understand is why some of the little companies that stand under...”
– Www.robinmckinleysblog.com
If I could
I would drown myself with my bottle of diet pepsi(drug of choice) to escape this class I am in right now. I mean, I understand it’s a community college class, but, sweet Lord, professor Brown, do you really want me to kill myself?!
“Fine avocation for women, research. Perfect for the feminine mind.”
– Some things that spill from my mind.
My vet recommended that I move to Alaska
I replied: how about Oregon?
To which he then began describing Portland, his daughters that live there, and why it would be a good substitute for Alaska. This recommendation, and, I’m assuming, the pills for my dog, cost way too much.
Needless to say, if you own a huskie or some similar dog, and you live in Florida ON PURPOSE, there is something demented about you.
I’ve had facebook set on language: English(Pirate) for so long that I was confused when the calendar at the vet’s office didn’t say Arrrgust.
“I’d choose Richard Simmons. At least, he would make you feel good about...”
– Kelly H.
My nephew, whom I haven’t seen since 2003, is now 5’5”, 14, and a freshman is high school. I wasn’t too shocked by all this. Until he told me he is dating a junior. And has been dating her for two years. In one more year, she’ll be a pedophile. Sheesh.
