April 2009
““I work in Palm Beach county. Some things this Barista won’t tell...”
– Starbucks Partners Facebook
So I was thinking. What are my most admirable qualities? Am I super smart?am I brave? Am I slick?
I’m only so-so smart. I’m loyal, yes, but only if it really benefits me. I can work the system, but I’m too worried about getting into trouble.
These thoughts tumbled around in the ol’ noggin for a bit. Then it hit me. I’m a freakin Hufflepuff.
Why did I just find sand in my navel? I haven’t been to the beach in over a month.
That’s faster than lint warp!
WatchGaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
yeeessss.
PS I did a sort of mini-jubilation dance right in my chair.
Theres a glimpse of Inferi..which is totally gross, btw.
If your coffee is too hot, a barista can cool it...
147xxxx:
-Anatomy of a Hipster #67. (via indierawk)
HA!
It’s my moms birthday. We, as in my family, said we would take her where ever she wanted for dinner. She picked Guanabana’s. I got here half an hour early, in case there was a wait. When I signed our name in, the hostess said, “it’s a two hour wait.” “Sweet Jesus!” I replied. Two hours? It’s 530 on a Thursday!
1.5 hours to go. Good thing I’m...
