March 2009
Good things
about my new(old) house. The house is empty from 9 am through 5, roughly, every weekday. And, the pool deck is pretty secluded from neighbors. So, a+b=c, I took a nap mostly naked in the sun. Bad things about my house? I take naps in the sun. I am sunburnt. It only takes 15 minutes for me to fry. On a good day.
I am lame →
I had today off from the * $, and besides laundry and walking the dog, I proceeded to (re)read the first Harry Potter book. I read the whole thing. After finishing the last chapters of something else. There should be an award for Most Adept at Sedentaryism. Sedentaryness? -iness? The iPhone is a curse, btw. * shakes fist *
TNT
TLC’s new series, Toddlers and Tiaras, shows both sides of the pagentry. A “Natural show” is exactly what it sounds like. No makeup, natural hair, and a cute dress. I can handle that. But, the “glitz show”, is full of spray tans, fake eyelashes, French mani/pedis, and two year olds in $2,000 plus dresses. And it is probably the most disturbing thing I’ve seen...
I hate moving
Let’s break down why. Move #1: left my parents for Hobe Sound. Roomie and I hated the drive, so I moved(#2) in to the parents new house. #3: moved 11 houses down to what seemed to be a “good deal”. Which, btw, it wasn’t. Move #4 will commence at 9 am tomorrow. The best part? Its my parents old house, which is as of yet unsold. 10 months + 4 moves = me in the same house(and...
Drinking
Is not acceptable if you are my mother. Who hasn’t seen her grandkids lately. And when she sees me eat icecream and popcorn, it takes everything I’ve got not to yell, “I am not FREAKING WITH CHILD.”
FML
My landlady sold my house. Oh, goodie. This will make it my 4th move since June(?). That is, if I can find a place in 10 days. I have a motorcycle, so I can’t live in my car. Which I thought about. Bah. And so continues the circle of life. I gotta say, I’ve had about as much fun as I can handle.
