I swear, if anyone call/texts me to wish me a...
Some of us work tomorrow morning.
Also, I think I swallowed my lip ring
So it begins
Harry Potter I tonight, II tomorrow, and III, IV, V, and VI Saturday. Woot!
Do you ever go to the mall by yourself, get bored, then pretend that your an assassin, just to pass the time? Yeah, me neither.
Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
rockettothesun: kaytee: lorenrochelle: really. Thank you for bringing this to the attention of the masses, Oatmeal.
I really need to stop doing my own eyebrows
All I need now is a permenant marker stencil set
Blink 182 Happy Holidays You Bastard I hate how...
Omg if you're near a tv
Turn on the Hallmark channel. You’ll thank me. Edit: Speedwagon live. With ICESKATING.
Anyone have a violin bow they're not using?
cause I want it
Emails with strangers - Looking for apts addition
Me: My tentative moving date is the 15th of January. When would it be available? This upcoming Sunday I would be available to view it, if it is ready. Let me know!
Stranger: IT IS READY NOW!! I HAD A FEW PEOPLE THAT CAME TO SEE IT. HOPE STILL AVAILABLE BY SUNDAY!
Me: HOW ABOUT WEDNESDAY, THEN????
Must she shout?
I hate you, National Weather Advisory
You have ruined the second to last episode of Survivor!!!
Chazz: She's as cold as the ice she skates on. She's like dry ice. No, wait! She's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?
Jimmy: I don't know
Chazz: I'll tell you what is. Oksana.
I’m addicted to online shopping. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
All I want from Word is a check mark; they have...
Blacked out at the Dr.'s again.....well almost
They love to tell me my blood pressure is a bit high. Do you think, possibly, that it is because your office is freaking me out? I think so, too.
Sketchy Santas →
rockettothesun: title says it all. yep. This will haunt my dreams.