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Librarians be crazy! →
Yesterday, I unwillingly went to the New Moon...
So, my sister-in-law and her two kids
moved into my parents house last week. Long story short, my brother is a crackhead*. Being the day before thanksgiving, I went over to make an apple pie for tomorrow, seeing as how my parents have the proper utensils**. It was peaceful; my mom and one of the nephews were taking a nap, and my dad and other nephew where(quietly) watching a movie. And my sister-in-law was out to raid her old house...
I just inhaled enough tea to make my lungs vomit.
I’m pretty sure I’m a prime candidate from pneumonia now.
My friend Ariana can sing! I had no idea. Look at her youtube channel here
So, at work my dad says to me ??
“Did you hear? Obama didn’t attend the National Day of Prayer. That was a bad move.” At this point, I’m staring into space thinking of things to say other than, “He’s the president, not the Pope.” He takes my silence as disbelief and says, “I know its not your fault. But still.” I think I was just blamed.
Is it a rule that one must, you know, dress up for GPOYW? because that’s the only thing holding back from participating. That, and having to shower.
So I've been reading a book from the library....
This woman, Cornelia, is dating this man named Martin Grace. Martin’s estranged 11 year old daughter, Clare, is left all alone by her slowly but surely mentally disintegrating mother. Various references to classic movies (Casablanca,et al) and famous children’s novels collide, as do Cornelia and Clare. I’m just at the part where Cornelia realizes that she wants to keep Clare,...
If a Motorcycle is travelling...
if a motorcycle is traveling at 65 mph weighing a total of 420 lbs(bike+rider+gear) and is hit by a wind gust of 40 mph, what are the chances that I’m going to bust myself on my way to school tonight?
Making a Family Tree for Health class is...
…almost as depressing as a 23 year old taking a college health class.
rcmaclean: rnebblesworth: rcmaclean: rnebblesworth: When the singularity occurs and you get uploaded, what happens to your meatspace body? Is the upload a “move” or a “copy”? If it’s a copy how could you stand waiting around to die in a few decades, knowing that there’s an immortal you somewhere out there? also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus I could be wrong here, but I...
I'm a bitter harpy
Matt: so we are trying to break christian of the habit of falling asleep in our arms and then putting him into his crib. So tonight we tried getting him real tired and then letting him fall alseep...an hour and a half later we let him fall alseep in our arms.
Me: Ear plugs are cheaper. Babies have to cry themselves asleep eventually.
Ben: That 's a hard thing to do for a couple of softies like Matt and Hannah.
Me: eh it's their first kid. I'm 5 out of 6 kids, I don't think my parents ever rocked me to sleep, and look how I turned out.
the irony of tweeting about death of newspapers is too much for me to take so...– Stephen Colbert via twitter
I'm going to go ahead and assume that a fire...
(via ronniebruce) Which class? Spelling?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name...– B.C.
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