November 2009
Nov 1st
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October 2009
Oct 29th
Just cancelled my keep the change with BoA
and it was liberating.
Oct 29th
WatchWatch
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
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Lunch with Mom
Mom: I really like this place
Me: I know, right? Too bad it's not that good for you.
Mom: speaking of not being good for you... (points at lady walking away)
Me: Nice, Mom.
Mom: Now thats a BIG butt
Mom: (looks at me questioningly) that's called... junk in the trunk.... right?
Me: yes, Mom.
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
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Oct 23rd
The 237 Reasons Why Women Have Sex →
vela: boutofcontext: Dr. Phil is exploring the matter on CBS right now with a panel of…experts; clips also on the website. You’re welcome. I haven’t looked at this but I’m assuming “wanting to orgasm” isn’t on there. I clicked, and all the page had was the headline, with no content. Which I thought funny.
Oct 22nd
50 notes
“365. Sadly, some things we love will never come back. The fedora is one of them.”
– rulesformyunbornson
Oct 21st
Oct 20th
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Is there a kid in that balloon? Is there?!
???
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
How come when a strong man cries he is considered...
just wondering
Oct 15th
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
Oct 12th
WatchWatch
rcmaclean: Murphy just wont let go, which Monica finds quite funny. A little more speed and I bet I could get him off the ground.
Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
Just when life starts to feel boring...
I and my roommates are probably will be evicted in January. Any ideas?
Oct 8th
Oct 8th
When a girl is in a car you can only see her from the neck down. Talk about the tip of the iceburg.
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
117 notes
there is nothing quite like a 36/42 psi on the cbr600rr. mmm.
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
62 notes
“Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting...”
– Douglas Adams (via rcmaclean)
Oct 5th
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“Oh sure, Alligator Wrestling LOOKS glamorous and easy… but the insurance premiums are a ratbag”
Oct 5th
Postponed childhood
My sister is about to finish up her first run through if the HP series. I’m kind of jealous. I remember when I shut the last book for the first time. There is nothing quite like the bittersweetness if it.
Oct 5th
I recently spoke with a lady from Portland, OR about living there. She said it’s wonderful, only jobs are scarce. All of them? I asked. Well, she said, I guess mostly bartenders and baristas are out of work. Shit.
Oct 5th
Why do I have to watch Stepmom everytime it’s on tv? I just get depressed. It’s not just Robert’s nose, either.
Oct 4th
Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
2 tags
“There had been a moment where everything had changed. perhaps the change had...”
– Some Deaths Before Dying Peter Dickinson pg 135-6
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
All, and I mean all, the people on twitter with my first and last name are either black or spanishy. Which is funny. People always ask if my sister Taya is black. Maybe we are related after all.
Oct 1st
“The VMA’s. Wow. What an embarrassment. I grew up in the original MTV era....”
– @billy_burke
Oct 1st
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America sucks. Terribly.
I mean, shoved in between Italy and Japan, America had no chance.
Oct 1st
Oct 1st