Just cancelled my keep the change with BoA
and it was liberating.
Lunch with Mom
Mom: I really like this place
Me: I know, right? Too bad it's not that good for you.
Mom: speaking of not being good for you... (points at lady walking away)
Me: Nice, Mom.
Mom: Now thats a BIG butt
Mom: (looks at me questioningly) that's called... junk in the trunk.... right?
Me: yes, Mom.
The 237 Reasons Why Women Have Sex →
vela: boutofcontext: Dr. Phil is exploring the matter on CBS right now with a panel of…experts; clips also on the website. You’re welcome. I haven’t looked at this but I’m assuming “wanting to orgasm” isn’t on there. I clicked, and all the page had was the headline, with no content. Which I thought funny.
365. Sadly, some things we love will never come back. The fedora is one of them.– rulesformyunbornson
Is there a kid in that balloon? Is there?!
How come when a strong man cries he is considered...
rcmaclean: Murphy just wont let go, which Monica finds quite funny. A little more speed and I bet I could get him off the ground.
Just when life starts to feel boring...
I and my roommates are probably will be evicted in January. Any ideas?
When a girl is in a car you can only see her from the neck down. Talk about the tip of the iceburg.
there is nothing quite like a 36/42 psi on the cbr600rr. mmm.
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting...– Douglas Adams (via rcmaclean)
“Oh sure, Alligator Wrestling LOOKS glamorous and easy… but the insurance premiums are a ratbag”
My sister is about to finish up her first run through if the HP series. I’m kind of jealous. I remember when I shut the last book for the first time. There is nothing quite like the bittersweetness if it.
I recently spoke with a lady from Portland, OR about living there. She said it’s wonderful, only jobs are scarce. All of them? I asked. Well, she said, I guess mostly bartenders and baristas are out of work. Shit.
Why do I have to watch Stepmom everytime it’s on tv? I just get depressed. It’s not just Robert’s nose, either.
There had been a moment where everything had changed. perhaps the change had...– Some Deaths Before Dying Peter Dickinson pg 135-6
All, and I mean all, the people on twitter with my first and last name are either black or spanishy. Which is funny. People always ask if my sister Taya is black. Maybe we are related after all.
The VMA’s. Wow. What an embarrassment. I grew up in the original MTV era....– @billy_burke
America sucks. Terribly.
I mean, shoved in between Italy and Japan, America had no chance.